A little ficlet for the adamandriel30 challenge :)
a/n - their relationship will evolve over the 30 fics, but as this is the first, they are just good friends who’ve spent a while in hell.
“Hey, Samandriel.”
“Yes, Adam?”
“Do you think that…because I’m back out of the pit now, in a new version of my body, that I’m a virgin?” Adam’s usual cock-sure façade had disappeared, and he looked vulnerable as he tentatively broached the subject.


i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a lego
i hope they cancel oprah
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
